OK Wikisleuths - where is this article, or significant mention of it in other CIA articles?

Help me out here.

I must be spellin it rong or sumtin

Maybe dey spelt it Jewlz?

Family jewels (CIA)

Remember, WP always does the reverse of what you'd expect, because otherwise people might accuse them of doing things right.

I'm sure someone will create a redirect...

I herd tell on TV d'other nite how d'word "mafia" is now wiki-passe or at least wiki-preterite, so maybe you should try under Syndickated Baubles — no, wait, that would violate WP:ASR.

Nevermind ...

Jonny

Thanks. It certainly not as important in the grand scheme of things as a drug addled roid raged wrestler killing his family then himself, but thank goodness some people have their priorities skewed.