"They were all disloyal. I tried to run the wiki properly by the user manual, but they fought me at every turn. If the admins wanted to stalk around with their contribs hanging out, that's all right, let them! Take the vandalbot - defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the admins to go around, scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about reverting in circles, and then 'Old Co-Founder.' I was to blame for Lieutenant MONGO's incompetence and poor trollsmanship. Lieutenant MONGO was the perfect attack-dog, but not Captain Wales...

"Ah, but the strawman arguments! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made BJAODN entries, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with diametric logic that, that a duplicate key to the AN/I block-warning template did exist. And I would have produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Blogger's Code of Conduct out of action. I... I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow admin.

"Naturally, I can only cover these things from diffs..."