Some of you — fools that you are — let yourselves be diverted with the obvious, all too obvious flirtations of SunSplash, but I, for one, know that SlimVirgin's ways are far too kept to let myself be blindsided by hosiery marionettes flapping so free and easy in the breeze.
So I waited …
And I watched …
But now I can report that Slim's Sock Factory has tipped its hand and turned out its New Fall Line —
Behold ye mortals and be afraid !!!
Jonny