The old Durova thread has gotten too long and diffuse and winding, and let's face it — as much fun as it is to regale ourselves with Mrs. T's Old Phishwife Tales about her harrowing heroic exploits, the truth is that Madame Durovary is shaking in her jack-&-jill boots with phear and trembling at the very idea of having to face up to real criticism from anyone she can't gun down on site with her Weenie Ass Block-Ban B-B Pistol.

Jonny

There's some of Wikipedia's best sex-topic writing in that protected version:

"Willfully exposing one's own bare buttocks as a protest, a provocation, or just for fun (especially but not exclusively practiced by youngsters such as North American frat boys) is called "mooning".

Yeah, no doubt we need to take a poll — and we all know how painful that can be, yuck, yuck — on whether the Review as One Boody prefers ButtFace's Fave Asspect or Gillyweed's Preferred Stock, but maybe another time.

Jonny Cache Cann

And here comes Mumsword with the Original Untouched Up Yours Version!

I can almost hear Maestro Kohser banging away on his itty bitty wiki-piano as we speak —

Bummed For All Time!

Jonny

I have nothing to add to this thread, but I thought that the title was appealing.

Pursuant to Wikipedia's longstanding — and everyone under-stands the BADSIT effects that longstanding too long can have on one's gluteal crease — ButtFace654321ZippityDooDah has deleted his Buttocks Of Livid Person (BOLP) article so that he can oversight that over which he has had no sight in a very, very long time.

There's a kind of progress in that, I guess …

Jonny

Oh no, are we reducing people to the sexual parts of their
bodies again? ;_; I feel degraded....

Well, at least it's not sexist this time. : /

Well, there we have it —

Never has such a Highly Rank Cabalista confessed so unequivocally to the ne plus ultra importance of Covering Your Ass in Wikiputia.


Remember, Remember, the Third of November …

Jonny

I haven't laughed so hard in two weeks. Thank you, Jonny!

Say wot !?

Heaven forbid we should get off on Corporal Punning or PFC Musings again, but if you had been reared the way I was brought up, the wisdom of hindsight would probably engender a different association than the one you just tendered.

Jonny

In the same spirit, I suppose if you had been 'corporally punished' by
your mother and molested by your father, not to mention treated violently
when you tried to resist him, I suppose you would see my point of view.

I feel really depressed. ;_;

*snuggles up against Jonny*

*meow*