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Once up a time there was a man named Jimbo King who liked American
football more then anything else in the world. He liked it so much
that he created a town for him and anybody else who loved football. He
named the town "Maddenville" and it was open to anybody who liked to
play football, watch football, or even just talk about football.
So people started to move into the town and leagues and teams were
formed for people of all ages. For playing the game, Jimbo set a few
basic rules as "pillar rules" such as "the game will be played on a
field of 100 yards with a regulation football, the games will be
divided into 4 quarters of 15 minutes, 7 points for a touchdown, 3
points for a field goal, and a few others. Only the minimum needed to
keep the game "football". All the other rules were decided by
consensus.
For the first few years everything worked fine. One league or another
had games everyday and the townspeople set up websites, forums, and
blogs for talking about the games and to agree upon the rules.
Sometimes there were disagreements over rules like how many downs the
offence had to move 10 yards or the definition of a forward pass but
all these were eventually settled by consensus and there was joy in
Maddenville.
One day a stranger named "Casey" moved into town who had some new
ideas about how to play football. He thought it should be played on a
diamond shaped field with teams of 9 players who would take turns
hitting a little white ball with a wooden bat and try to run around
the bases to score. He presented his ideas in the forums and the other
townspeople politely told him that what he was proposing was not
"football" and therefore would violate the pillar rules. However,
Casey was a very stubborn man and wouldn't take "no" for an answer so
he kept on proposing his ideas in the forums.
At first the townspeople remained civil about this and tried their
best to convince Casey that his game wasn't "football" but he kept on
insisting that the game should be played his way. He would claim that
many other townspeople agreed with him and supported him in email but
were afraid to speak up because they didn't want to be banished by the
"footcabal" which he claimed was a group consisting of Jimbo King and
a few of his "cronies".
His next move was to create a "cardboard consensus". He made cardboard
figures of people and set them up at the fields during the games. They
all had looping tape players that made them chant "BAT AND BALL" over
and over again. He then created blogs and forum accounts for all his
cardboard figures and had them all post support for his ideas.
However, this all failed to convince the townspeople that he had a
consensus and he eventually was banished after he was caught with a
bulldozer trying to plow diamonds into the football fields.
However, the banishment only enraged Casey and he vowed revenge on the
town. First he set up a website called "Maddenville Review" and he
used this to attack Jimbo King and many other townspeople. Then other
strangers started to show up with their own ideas on how to play
football. One claimed that football should be played on an indoor
court with teams of 5 trying to throw a big brown ball into a high
netted hoop. Another claimed that football should be played by trying
to kick a big white ball into a rectangular net because that's how the
rest of the world plays it. All these strangers had their own
"cardboard consensus" and bulldozers and it got to the point that the
townspeople were spending more and more time arguing with the
newcomers and their cardboard figures and repairing the damage done
with their bulldozers and less time playing football. No longer was
there joy in Maddenville.
football more then anything else in the world. He liked it so much
that he created a town for him and anybody else who loved football. He
named the town "Maddenville" and it was open to anybody who liked to
play football, watch football, or even just talk about football.
So people started to move into the town and leagues and teams were
formed for people of all ages. For playing the game, Jimbo set a few
basic rules as "pillar rules" such as "the game will be played on a
field of 100 yards with a regulation football, the games will be
divided into 4 quarters of 15 minutes, 7 points for a touchdown, 3
points for a field goal, and a few others. Only the minimum needed to
keep the game "football". All the other rules were decided by
consensus.
For the first few years everything worked fine. One league or another
had games everyday and the townspeople set up websites, forums, and
blogs for talking about the games and to agree upon the rules.
Sometimes there were disagreements over rules like how many downs the
offence had to move 10 yards or the definition of a forward pass but
all these were eventually settled by consensus and there was joy in
Maddenville.
One day a stranger named "Casey" moved into town who had some new
ideas about how to play football. He thought it should be played on a
diamond shaped field with teams of 9 players who would take turns
hitting a little white ball with a wooden bat and try to run around
the bases to score. He presented his ideas in the forums and the other
townspeople politely told him that what he was proposing was not
"football" and therefore would violate the pillar rules. However,
Casey was a very stubborn man and wouldn't take "no" for an answer so
he kept on proposing his ideas in the forums.
At first the townspeople remained civil about this and tried their
best to convince Casey that his game wasn't "football" but he kept on
insisting that the game should be played his way. He would claim that
many other townspeople agreed with him and supported him in email but
were afraid to speak up because they didn't want to be banished by the
"footcabal" which he claimed was a group consisting of Jimbo King and
a few of his "cronies".
His next move was to create a "cardboard consensus". He made cardboard
figures of people and set them up at the fields during the games. They
all had looping tape players that made them chant "BAT AND BALL" over
and over again. He then created blogs and forum accounts for all his
cardboard figures and had them all post support for his ideas.
However, this all failed to convince the townspeople that he had a
consensus and he eventually was banished after he was caught with a
bulldozer trying to plow diamonds into the football fields.
However, the banishment only enraged Casey and he vowed revenge on the
town. First he set up a website called "Maddenville Review" and he
used this to attack Jimbo King and many other townspeople. Then other
strangers started to show up with their own ideas on how to play
football. One claimed that football should be played on an indoor
court with teams of 5 trying to throw a big brown ball into a high
netted hoop. Another claimed that football should be played by trying
to kick a big white ball into a rectangular net because that's how the
rest of the world plays it. All these strangers had their own
"cardboard consensus" and bulldozers and it got to the point that the
townspeople were spending more and more time arguing with the
newcomers and their cardboard figures and repairing the damage done
with their bulldozers and less time playing football. No longer was
there joy in Maddenville.
So, who's "Casey"?
Here's the sequel!
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Maddenville was in crisis. People with bizarre views of what
constituted "football" were disrupting it. Some of the town's
leaders decided that what was needed was to Get Tough on the trolls,
vandals, and disrupters. A number of people were banned. Many of
the banned people, along with others who were critical for some
reason or other of the concept of Maddenville, the way Maddenville
was being run, or the game of American football itself, started
congregating on a hilltop near enough to Maddenville to get a good
look at what was happening there, but across the county line so that
the authorities of Maddenville had no jurisdiction over them. They
named their new settlement "Maddenvile Review Village", and soon it
grew into a thriving settlement, though still much smaller than
Maddenville itself. From there, residents used telescopes and
binoculars to monitor the goings-on at Maddenville, as well as
getting reports by phone, paper mail, and in person by visitors from
Maddenville, not to mention watching and listening to the TV and
radio stations originating in Maddenville. Just like the obsession
of Maddenville was football, the obsession of Maddenville Review
Village was Maddenville.
For a while the two settlements coexisted without very much strife;
many in Maddenville were glad that some of the more disruptive people
had left (whether voluntarily or by being exiled forcibly), and chose
simply to ignore the activities of the village of critics and go on
with their own passion for football. However, there were a few in
Maddenville whose feelings were hurt by the mean things Maddenville
Review Village was saying about them. They would send banned people
to sneak into Maddenville at night and post notices on the bulletin
board in the town square, sometimes containing personal attacks on
citizens of Maddenville, or revealing embarrassing personal
information about them. Maddenville's constables would rip them down
as soon as they saw them, but sometimes ill feelings resulted from
their being seen at all. A growing sentiment developed among some of
the leaders of Maddenville that more needed to be done than simply
passively ignoring them.
Matters soon came to a head when a leader who had been the subject of
particularly nasty attacks from the Review Village noticed the
distressing fact that Maddenville Review Village was listed in the
atlas and gazetteer in the Maddenville Public Library. This atlas
was the pride and joy of the town librarian and the centerpiece of
the library's collection, as the librarian supplemented her love of
football with a love of geography nearly as great. The atlas was
kept in a set of three-ring binders so that pages could be updated as
needed, in order to keep it accurate up to the minute. In a recent
update, MRV had been added, as the publishers of the atlas decided
that it was sufficiently notable for inclusion along with the many
other cities, towns, villages, and hamlets included there.
This would simply not do, according to the town leader. MRV was a
group of evil, banned trolls, and should not be given the recognition
of inclusion in any reference work in Maddenville, in his opinion.
Since Maddenville had a tradition to "Be Bold", he went into the
library with a tube of White-Out and obliterated MRV from the map.
The librarian wasn't very happy with this, but didn't vocally object
because she didn't much like MRV anyway, and didn't want to be seen
by the townspeople as supporting that group of trolls and harassers.
constituted "football" were disrupting it. Some of the town's
leaders decided that what was needed was to Get Tough on the trolls,
vandals, and disrupters. A number of people were banned. Many of
the banned people, along with others who were critical for some
reason or other of the concept of Maddenville, the way Maddenville
was being run, or the game of American football itself, started
congregating on a hilltop near enough to Maddenville to get a good
look at what was happening there, but across the county line so that
the authorities of Maddenville had no jurisdiction over them. They
named their new settlement "Maddenvile Review Village", and soon it
grew into a thriving settlement, though still much smaller than
Maddenville itself. From there, residents used telescopes and
binoculars to monitor the goings-on at Maddenville, as well as
getting reports by phone, paper mail, and in person by visitors from
Maddenville, not to mention watching and listening to the TV and
radio stations originating in Maddenville. Just like the obsession
of Maddenville was football, the obsession of Maddenville Review
Village was Maddenville.
For a while the two settlements coexisted without very much strife;
many in Maddenville were glad that some of the more disruptive people
had left (whether voluntarily or by being exiled forcibly), and chose
simply to ignore the activities of the village of critics and go on
with their own passion for football. However, there were a few in
Maddenville whose feelings were hurt by the mean things Maddenville
Review Village was saying about them. They would send banned people
to sneak into Maddenville at night and post notices on the bulletin
board in the town square, sometimes containing personal attacks on
citizens of Maddenville, or revealing embarrassing personal
information about them. Maddenville's constables would rip them down
as soon as they saw them, but sometimes ill feelings resulted from
their being seen at all. A growing sentiment developed among some of
the leaders of Maddenville that more needed to be done than simply
passively ignoring them.
Matters soon came to a head when a leader who had been the subject of
particularly nasty attacks from the Review Village noticed the
distressing fact that Maddenville Review Village was listed in the
atlas and gazetteer in the Maddenville Public Library. This atlas
was the pride and joy of the town librarian and the centerpiece of
the library's collection, as the librarian supplemented her love of
football with a love of geography nearly as great. The atlas was
kept in a set of three-ring binders so that pages could be updated as
needed, in order to keep it accurate up to the minute. In a recent
update, MRV had been added, as the publishers of the atlas decided
that it was sufficiently notable for inclusion along with the many
other cities, towns, villages, and hamlets included there.
This would simply not do, according to the town leader. MRV was a
group of evil, banned trolls, and should not be given the recognition
of inclusion in any reference work in Maddenville, in his opinion.
Since Maddenville had a tradition to "Be Bold", he went into the
library with a tube of White-Out and obliterated MRV from the map.
The librarian wasn't very happy with this, but didn't vocally object
because she didn't much like MRV anyway, and didn't want to be seen
by the townspeople as supporting that group of trolls and harassers.