What's this? What's this?
There's editors everywhere
What's this?
There's recent changes in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jimbo, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's people leaking logs

What's this?
The project space is lined with
Little creatures that stopped laughing
Everybody seems so unhappy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?

There are admins throwing insults here
Instead of helping others
They're busy building cabals
Until absolutely everyone's dead

There's anger on every Firefox tab
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my inbox I feel the heat of Register stories
That's coming from inside

Oh, look
What's this?
They're hanging people at Arbcom, they laugh
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They're gathering around to hear a story
Roasting the history of Sanger on a fire
What's this?
What's this?


In here they've got a little financial audit, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?

They're covering it with tiny little things
They've got White-out and criminal records
And there's a frown on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish for Wikia capital infusion?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The IRC children are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No Gianos, no Durovas here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their secret mail lists
What's this?

The WordBombs are all missing
And the Brandts can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Ill feeling all around

Instead of Danny's screams, I swear
I can hear Zscout's 20th desysopping in the air
The smell of SlimVirgin and Jayjg
Is absolutely everywhere

The Metzs, the Orlowskis
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This need to be loved inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?
Wikipedia, hmm...

Accompanying music, if you'd like to sing along!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dwB16vaU0Kw

Noooooooooo. THIS is Wikipedia the musical.

Here are some incidental numbers...

Wut, have we suddenly turned into Uncyclopedia?

Wut nex, "Springtime for Hitler"?

Jonny

No One Expects the Spammish Inquisition

Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day

careful, jgordon of WP infamy used to play with Mr Elfman, and might take this thread as a personal attack. because everything on WP is a personal attack if you want to play that card, lol.

The <strike>Producers</strike> Editors/ Plot Spoiler:

Two zany hucksters attempt to get an overabundance of suckers to invest in a production that can't possible succeed but will make money for them nevertheless. Wait, isn't that is the plot summary to Wikia?

I don't think you're allowed to mark things as plot spoilers on WP any more.

Boiling Alone

What? No plot spoilers about musical pot boilers?

Apparently a Bush family favourite. Presumably they are looking back fondly on the days when granddaddy Prescott Bush supported good ol' Adolf in his campaign against the red terror....

Sherilyn Sidaway and David Lucious Malfoy Gerard will violate you in dirty British schoolteacher ways if you do so any longer.

Do we have a pic of Tony in drag or just URLs of him cybering as a woman?

Also David Gerard is scarier than Lucius Malfoy.