with gems of quotes like:
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Wardrobe malfunction is a euphemism used to describe the accidental exposure of an intimate part or parts of the body due to a defect in an article or articles of clothing.
But even this pales in comparison to:
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Slang Internet terms representing a wardrobe accident include oops (referring to the embarrassment caused by being caught in such a situation), nipple slip/breast slip, and upskirt.
Indeed, "nipple slip" gets its very own section:
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A nipple slip is the accidental exposure of a woman's nipple in public. Nipple slips are very popular in the world of celebrity paparazzi and on celebrity-driven gossip blogs and websites. A nipple slip can, in some cases, be avoided with the use of lingerie tape.
Spare us.