I mean just look at it.
* Neilston is a dormitory village comprising a resident population of just over 5,000 people.'
* It mentions that it has a B-listed building in the intro
* 'The annual Neilston Agricultural Show is an important trading and cultural event for farmers from southwest Scotland each spring.' starting to sound like Monty Python
* 'Although heavy industry died out during the latter half of the twentieth century, as part of Scotland's densely populated Central Belt, Neilston has continued to grow as a commuter village'. The first bit sort of engages with the global economics-story-of-post-modernism bit, but then it settles back to what we feared, it is in fact a dull commuter village.
* Expansion continues due to several new housing developments. This is code for some nasty cheap concrete structure designed for chavs which will be a burnt-out crack den within 5 years. Now that would be quite interesting but I bet that will never get into the article.
* The 'governance' section, which is all about the town council, is eye-wateringly dull.
* The only interesting bit of the geography section is the information that it is built on an extinct volcano. If this suddenly blew up and vapourised the inhabitants of this dull place, that might be interesting.
And how about this for dullness:
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In his book Ordnance Survey of Scotland (1884), Francis Hindes Groome remarked that Neilston "presents an old-fashioned yet neat and compact appearance",[27] a view echoed by Hugh McDonald in Rambles Round Glasgow (1910), who stated that Neilston "is a compact, neat, and withal somewhat old-fashioned little township", although continued that it has "few features calling for special remark".[4] It is frequently described as a quiet[2] dormitory village,[7][16] although some sources from around the turn of the twentieth century describe Neilston as a town.[20] There is a mixture of suburbs, semi-rural, rural and former-industrial locations in Neilston, but overwhelmingly the land use in central Neilston is sub-urban. The territory of Neilston is not contiguous with any other settlement, and according to the General Register Office for Scotland, does not form part of Greater Glasgow, the United Kingdom's fifth largest conurbation.
This actually tells you that it has 'few features calling for special remark' i.e. it is a spectacularly dull and boring place. What does the last sentence mean - "The territory of Neilston is not contiguous with any other settlement"? The 'settlement' bit makes it sound like there are aboriginous tribes all around who are constantly coming in for raids to drag off the females of Neilston or scalp them or eat them alive or something. Like it was South Dakota in the 1870's, which it obviously is not.
Anyway enough of that boring place. Why can't they make 'fisting' into an FA?
[edit] sorry this crossed with dogbiscuits post. Hear hear.
QUOTE(Random832 @ Wed 2nd April 2008, 4:41pm)
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Kelly Martin has commented at length elsewhere on a systemic problem - one which I agree is present - in the FA criteria: inline citations. The requirement[1] for every single phrase[2] to be accompanied[3] with an inline citation[4] is destroying[5] the quality of the prose[6] of featured article candidates[7]. It becomes a collection of disconnected facts rather than a coherent whole.
Much worse[1][2][3] for the highly edit-warred[4][5][6][7][8] articles[9][10][11].