Sweeps Wik being just around the corner — and in the spirit of stretching the Wiki-Prophet Margin beyond all credit-or-debit-ability — I WReckon it's a Wiki-Propitious time to get the jump on the next Mimbo Jimbo PR BlitzKrieg and announce:

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This article covers events that are soon to be e-nounced — most likely, we guess, a little bard tole us — but will never actually happen, except fo the part about Whozit being deputized to do Wuteva it is that Whozit will never get around to doing, quite. So please help The Wikipedia Revue improvise this article by making up a lot of Xciting Enouncements about the Thrilling Daze Of Neveryon And Neveryear To Come.

Jon