QUOTE(Somey @ Wed 6th August 2008, 2:04am)
Still, at least he didn't name the account "
User:Feline_Who_Watches_You_Masturbate_From_Above." Because, you know, that would have been really offensive and all.
Dang, I tried to create the account, but after about 5 seconds, I got this:
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You are currently unable to edit pages on Wikipedia.
You can still read pages, but cannot edit, change, or create them.
Editing from Feline Who Watches You Masturbate From Above (your account, IP address, or IP address range) has been disabled by The Anome for the following reason(s):
The account with this username has been blocked indefinitely from editing Wikipedia, because of concerns that the chosen username may not meet our username policy.
This is often not a reflection on the user, and you are encouraged to choose a new account name which does meet our guidelines and are invited to contribute to Wikipedia under an appropriate username. If you feel this block was made in error, you may quickly and easily appeal it - see below.
Our username policy provides guidance on selecting your username. In brief, usernames should not be offensive, disruptive, promotional, related to a 'real-world' group or organization, or misleading. Also, usernames may not end with the string "bot" unless the account is an approved bot account.
If you have already made edits and wish to keep your existing contributions under a new name you may request a change in username. To do so, please follow these directions:
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It gets better:
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This blocked user is asking that his or her block be reviewed:
Feline_Who_Watches_You_Masturbate_From_Above (block log • ipblocklist • rangeblocks • contribs • deleted contribs • creation log • unblock)
Reason for unblocking:
Iz can promize notz to watch The Anome