Tales of Game's Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa

Believe it or not, it's a real game.

Wikipedia's new tagline: we don't give a rat's ass about philosophy, but we love to babble at length about incredibly obscure video games!

I tried to read the plot summary, but I started to get lost around the third paragraph and judged the task to be hopeless by the fourth paragraph. I'm sure it all makes perfect sense when you're playing it...