QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Sat 12th June 2010, 6:04am)
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Discuss.
When I woke up this morning, goo was on my mind.
But I was also thinking about Thomas Jefferson's edit to the draft of the Declaration of Independence, when he changed the notable list of goals from "Life, Liberty, and Property" to "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness."
And then I was also thinking about that other gooey mess, the smutty smegma of Wikipedia Commons, where people are wantonly displaying their private parts in the Communal Public Garden
And so it comes down to the
Problem of Public Privates.
In the Book of Genesis,
Homo Schleppians grabbed a fig leaf to hide their privates, presumably because they woke up and found it too embarrassing to have their private parts on public display for all the world to see. After all, Eden was envisioned as a
Public Garden, not a
Pubic Garden.
The issue of
privacy is one of "Don't look, don't touch, don't take liberties." And then there is the opposite situation of the public commons, which
Garrett Hardin famously examined in his classic analysis of the
Tragedy of the Unmanaged Commons.
One presumes that tragedies are to be avoided. But how the devil do we manage the problem of the public privates? Clearly we cannot hide the problem behind a fig leaf. And clearly not every private entity has the brains or the self-discipline to manage their private affairs in a responsible manner that holds harmless the public weal. Tragedies happen, and humankind must devise suitable methods for balancing private interests with public concerns.
There are functional solutions to the Problem of Public Privates, but humankind has not yet seen its way clear since the days of Adam and Eve to apprehend or adopt those functional solutions. We simply don't have enough brains or self-discipline to collectively adopt the best practices that have been painstakingly developed, down through the ages, by the wisdom of the sages.