Will three times be the charm for Chris "Editing While Drunk" Cunningham, aka "Thumperward": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Rfa#Thumperward_3
Now that his favorite bete noir, A Nobody, has been shooed away and his spat with Jimbo has become musty history, will everyone's favorite Scottish inebriate finally be able to get those tools?
And, by the way, what does "Thumperward" mean? Sounds like it has something to do with sodomy.