Someone tried to edit Chip's bio, not knowing that it is sacrosanct. The edits were haughtily reverted by Jayjg without a word of explanation. Admittedly, the stuff that was added was poorly written and probably cribbed from Conservapedia.

Pinafore Chip:

I made my money by reminding Jews
That Republicans now with Nazis schmooze
And that poverty in the South can grow
Because of hatred groups that live in Idaho
(Because of hatred groups that live in Idaho)
And I brownnosed all the cabal so care-full-y
That now my bio's tended to by Jayjg

(Though he left WP quite ang-ri-ly
His BLP is watched for free by Jayjg!)

So that's how you pronounce "Jayjg." I had a slightly different take on it.

Good, good, hadn't seen that. I didn't think we'd had a riff on that poem yet.

And hast thou slain Goliath, Jay?
Like David you are, you fehgeleh boychick
Oh naches day, oh frabjous play,
We'd like to pull your joystick


(I can channel Moulton for short times, if absolutely necessary. And this is one of those times)

If you say Jay-Gee, you miss the second g, which I'm sure is there. as it's J.G. Ballard and the blue Jay. Or so he says. Not that I really believe him.

What I always heard in my mind's ear was "Jay-jig." Are we going off-topic here?

I hear "JAY-jay-gee." But who the hell knows? For all I know, it's Chip Ber-LAY. There, back on topic in one.

It's easy: pronounce it "Jay-Jerk".

And "Chip Berlet" can be said like "Shit Toi-ley".

Make you feel better all over.