Have you ever seen such a load of utter shite in your life. Fanny scratching FFS! and all the other bollocks loosely related to 1st April. I suppose it gives the game away. The people who edit Wikipedia are bloody wankers, by and large, and increasingly so are the people who make use of it.

While most publications have, today, had a single 1st April article (at least the UK newspapers have done so), those mindless morons who run the pedia felt they had to do better.