QUOTE(thekohser @ Thu 18th August 2011, 12:58am)
Somebody tell me with a straight face that this article wouldn't be vastly improved by sitting down a team of PR personnel from Kellogg's, General Mills, and Ralcorp, and asking them to create the best possible, "neutral" point-of-view article about raisin bran. I challenge you.
This article wouldn't be vastly improved by sitting down a team of... oh dang, I started laughing. This is really hard!
Anyway, you're right, that really is pretty bad... Of course, anybody with taste and large amounts of cash has long since switched to the Post Great Grains family of breakfast cereal products. They don't have their own article, but
Honey Bunches of Oats (T-H-L-K-D) does, and that's not so good either, TBH.
Meanwhile, the article on
Fruity Pebbles (T-H-L-K-D) is quite extensive, containing this unintentionally hilarious description of their TV ad campaign:
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The commercials would have a typical skit and plot. Fred Flintstone would be eating some pebbles while Barney Rubble would want some as well and so Barney would either disguise himself or distract Fred from the Pebbles using various means. While Fred is distracted, Barney would eat some Pebbles but Fred would find out about Barney's lies and angry about his breakfast taken he would normally yell in anger, "Barney! My Pebbles!" Barney would then make a pun and run off, and Fred would give chase. It was only during a Christmas commercial where Fred by the urging of Santa Claus forgave Barney for stealing the Pebbles and agreed to share them.
I remember that Christmas... I think I got a box of Cheerios that year, but my memory isn't what it used to be.