This edit, from one of the accused sock-accounts, was kind of funny:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=119218011QUOTE(User:HumanThing @ 06:25, 31 March 2007)
I assume that you can't talk. Just listen. I was curious to see what is a Durova. Fruit? City name? Person's name? So I clicked. Oh my! I am being stalked! This other person already linked my conversation (on top) and communicated it to Durova....with the efficiency of the KGB and CIA. They are listening because they caught it in just minutes
(1) and
(2) . OMG! I am running. They are strong. They have a license to spy and threaten, just like 007. Either that or they are just ruthless and have nothing better to do. Me? I have better things to do. À la prochaine...oh, I is not muppet or pinnochio!
"They have a license to spy and threaten, just like 007" sounds like a top-line blurb to me...
There's also this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=210933687QUOTE(User:HappyFarmerShoes @ 01:01, 8 May 2008)
I am a sockpuppet of Happy Farmer of Asparagus, NOT Dereks1x.
I protest being called Dereks1x and will continue to do all in my power (be it complain, civil disobiedience, freedom fighter techniques) until somebody listens to me.
However, to save you trouble, I've placed the Derek label as you're going to do it anyway.