Well, this party is over before it even began. But at least there are some unintentionally funny comments to be found in the Oppose section:
"Lack of maturity" - Wisdom89
"Fifty edits a month is fine, you don't need to live on Wikipedia, but the tools are not some trophy to put up on the shelf" - Kraftlos
"Concerns about temperament, and activity" - Cirt
Egad, these people either never looked in a mirror or they are so dumb that they probably think irony is something you do with a pile of wrinkled laundry.