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By WikiExperts.us NEW YORK, Dec. 15, 2010 -- /PRNewswire/ -- Large images of Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales have for weeks dominated each and every page ...

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SB_Johnny
Bump to recommend this one. Friggin brilliant, if nothing we don't already know.
thekohser
It's our new-found pal, Alex Konanykhin -- not a former Russian KGB front for bank money laundering, no sir.
carbuncle
QUOTE(thekohser @ Wed 15th December 2010, 4:26pm) *

It's our new-found pal, Alex Konanykhin -- not a former Russian KGB front for bank money laundering, no sir.

Sounds like someone is angry with WP about something. I notice they are now "WikiExperts" instead of "WikipediaExperts". I guess someone got a cease and desist letter...
Milton Roe
QUOTE(Newsfeed @ Wed 15th December 2010, 2:42am) *

Wikipedia Experts Call for No Donations to Wikipedia
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NEW YORK, Dec. 15, 2010 — Large images of Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales have for weeks dominated each and every page on Wikipedia, accompanied by a ...

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Nice, on-target stuff, here. The donation model and lack of WP ads, making it difficult to pay for expert review, the adversarial relationship of doofus editor with subject-matter-experts, and even a whack at the BLP defamation problem. Whee. If WMF had been nicer, they could have avoided all this.

QUOTE(from article)

Konanykhin explains that the donations-only, no-commerce model restricts Wikipedia to relying exclusively on free volunteers, and losing opportunities to involve qualified professionals who charge for their time. As the result, no qualification is required to become a Wikipedia expert or administrator in any field of science, and contributions by prominent professors are routinely removed or edited by undergraduate students.

For example, Carl Hewitt, a professor emeritus from MIT, is just one of the many subject-matter experts that have been banned from Wikipedia. Hewitt wrote a paper on his experience, with the following summary: “Wikipedia’s business model is generating Web traffic for articles of conventional wisdom and morality that are heavily censored by a commune of mostly anonymous Administrators to motivate financial contributions.”


Have we discussed the Carl Hewitt article here on WR? The link given in the article above is bad, but here is the Google Knol paper by him. As bona fide expert's expert, he really has some juice about the nastiness of WP. It's almost as though he's been reading WR. (Of course he has, as there are many cites to WR in the article).

http://knol.google.com/k/carl-hewitt/corru...pcxtp4rx7g1t/5#
SB_Johnny
Is this what spurred Jimbo to send me creepy emails yesterday and today?

No worries: I know the world doesn't revolve around me!
thekohser
Mods, could we merge to here?
Cedric
QUOTE(thekohser @ Wed 15th December 2010, 1:16pm) *

Mods, could we merge to here?

Moderator note: Done. Also moved to News Worth Discussing.
Enric_Naval
"tasteful ads of advertisers like Rolex and Audi" Seriously, wikiexperts? Seriously?

So, it would be ''preferable'' to have banner ads? Flash-ladden, flashy, cumbersome ads. Which would slow significantly the load of pages because you have to load dozens of kilobytes from third party sites? Which would be displayed all year long instead of just a few months a year? Which couldn't be collapsed by unlogged visitors because advertisers won't allow it? Ads that can carry malware from ad networks? Which carry cookies and flash files that can keep track of which articles you visit and edit? Which can and will share that information with the big ad networks that carry ads in most major sites that you also visit?

I think wikiexperts are understimating the average intelligence of wikipedia editors by a couple of orders of magnitude. This is comparable to selling fur coats to naturists of ecologist inclination. Or giving away smallpox-infected blankets to American indians.
thekohser
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 12:01pm) *

"tasteful ads of advertisers like Rolex and Audi" Seriously, wikiexperts? Seriously?

So, it would be ''preferable'' to have banner ads? Flash-ladden, flashy, cumbersome ads. Which would slow significantly the load of pages because you have to load dozens of kilobytes from third party sites? Which would be displayed all year long instead of just a few months a year? Which couldn't be collapsed by unlogged visitors because advertisers won't allow it? Ads that can carry malware from ad networks? Which carry cookies and flash files that can keep track of which articles you visit and edit? Which can and will share that information with the big ad networks that carry ads in most major sites that you also visit?

I think wikiexperts are understimating the average intelligence of wikipedia editors by a couple of orders of magnitude. This is comparable to selling fur coats to naturists of ecologist inclination. Or giving away smallpox-infected blankets to American indians.


Untwist your panties, then consider that the amount of revenue which could be obtained from "exclusive" ads on Wikipedia would probably mean that the WMF could collect $20 million from twenty sponsors ($1 million each), running the ads in random cycle for twenty days, then take them all down until the next year.

The Super Bowl might get 100 million viewers in one evening. The English Wikipedia gets about 60 million American viewers in 20 days. Super Bowl ad lasts 30 seconds and costs about $2.8 million to buy the time, plus who knows how much in production costs. Wikipedia ad (as I've described above) would cost only $1 million, and probably get (since there are 4 page views per user, on average) 12 million unique person-impressions.

You Wikipediots never really think things through.
GlassBeadGame
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 12:01pm) *

"tasteful ads of advertisers like Rolex and Audi" Seriously, wikiexperts? Seriously?

So, it would be ''preferable'' to have banner ads? Flash-ladden, flashy, cumbersome ads. Which would slow significantly the load of pages because you have to load dozens of kilobytes from third party sites? Which would be displayed all year long instead of just a few months a year? Which couldn't be collapsed by unlogged visitors because advertisers won't allow it? Ads that can carry malware from ad networks? Which carry cookies and flash files that can keep track of which articles you visit and edit? Which can and will share that information with the big ad networks that carry ads in most major sites that you also visit?

I think wikiexperts are understimating the average intelligence of wikipedia editors by a couple of orders of magnitude. This is comparable to selling fur coats to naturists of ecologist inclination. Or giving away smallpox-infected blankets to American indians.


My God, are you tiresome or what?
Jon Awbrey
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 12:01pm) *

I think wikiexperts are understimating the average intelligence of wikipedia editors by a couple of orders of magnitude.


You misspieled “maggotude”, Dude —

Jon tongue.gif
Jon Awbrey
QUOTE

« This is a press release from a company that wants to promote their own services and sell ads on Wikipedia, something that is not part of the current or future plans for the non-profit site. »

The preceding has been a pained predictable advertisement from The Hive-Mind Cyborg Central Committee.

(you will bee e-simulated …)

Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/12/15/3258947/w...l#ixzz18NJrvzHl

thekohser
Didn't want this one to slip through the cracks.

Analysts advise Wikipedia to stop asking for donations
- by Molly McHugh, for Digital Trends (Alexa rank #3,718)

+++++++++++++++++++

Jimbo is practically uncorked in his rebuttal to McHugh, and he's even ENGAGING A PERMANENTLY BANNED EDITOR in the comments field!

QUOTE
jwales
Actually, the fund raiser was a complete success last year even without Google's donation, which was *on top of* the normal fund raiser. And the fundraiser is even more successful this year.


Thekohser
Yeah, Jimmy. Plus, don't forget the magical $2 million "donation" from the Omidyar Network that instantly and equally magically led to Matt Halprin getting a seat on the Wikimedia Foundation board of directors.


jwales
Yes, we very much appreciate the grant from Omidyar Network, and Matt Halprin has been a great board member. No magic involved. smile.gif


Thekohser
And don't forget the old $25,000 grant from Beck Foundation, which didn't get spent on what it was supposed to, leading their director to say, "I can tell you that we no longer support Wikipedia, Wikimedia, or Wikijunior..."

http://www.examiner.com/wiki-edits-in-nati...o-books-printed

It's like a trail of financial destruction wherever Jimbo goes!



EricBarbour
It never fails---whenever a blog or news site runs an item criticizing the WMF or Jimbo, the
"Wiki-faithful" come out in droves to blubber (in the comments section, if any) about the
wonderful, magical, pure-hearted Jimmy, and how all these critics simply must be ignored.


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David Gerard - 12 hours ago
The business plan for WikiExperts includes selling ads on Wikipedia. This is obviously currently impossible. So they issued a press release for their business saying that Wikipedia should stop accepting donations to this end. I suggest it not be taken entirely seriously.

QUOTE
Ulf Larsen - 10 hours ago

There are several problems with this article, the biggest is that the problem with ads are not so much about the readers but about us who write the articles on Wikipedia, and a solid majority of us do not want ads. In this I agree with Wales, there is nothing wrong about ads - but they are all over the net - we do not want them, period.

Then about the supposed shortfall of the previous fund-raiser. I assume that the Google donation was cleared before and that they just waited with it to top up the fund-raiser, and I believe the same will happen this year. So I am not much worried about a shortfall - but if we get in less money than expected, we just do less - that's it. It does not take much to get the servers running and we are way past that point already.

Ads and Wikipedia is coming up now and then from people that do not understand how Wikipedia works. Yes - you could get a lot of money, but then? It would be like running an Airbus A380 on heavy oil, because it's so much cheaper, and what works for a heavy diesel engine in a supertanker must work in any engine, right?

Ulf Larsen
Voluntary contributor - Wikipedia/Wikimedia
Oslo, Norway

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Fayssal F. - 5 hours ago
Kind of bank loan officers posing as analysts trying hard to assist Wikipedia in finding a workable solution for a non-existent issue (and David is right). Donations may be down this year because of the economic crisis that has hit many parts of the world.

EricBarbour
I put my 2 cents in:
QUOTE
Friendly advice to anyone reading this article's comments:

You can safely ignore the pro-Wikipedia comments posted here. Because most of them are being posted by Wikipedia insiders and/or close friends of Jimmy Wales. They were probably canvassed and directed to go here and post criticisms of Molly's article.

--"David Gerard" is the executive director of the (now defunct) Wikimedia UK,
and savagely attacks anyone criticizing Wikimedia or Wales. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:David_Gerard

--"Laurence Parry" is better known as GreenReaper on Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GreenReaper
Yes, he's a "furry". He wants to become an anthropomorphic furry animal.

--"Fayssal F" is a current member of Wikipedia's Arbcom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:FayssalF

They are all Wikipedia insiders or fanbois.

The one guy posting negative things about Wikipedia in these comments, Greg Kohs,
is a well-known critic of Wikipedia's mismanagement and incompetence. Greg has been
"banned for life" from all Wikimedia projects, principally for criticizing Wales and his buddies.
Kwork
QUOTE(EricBarbour @ Thu 16th December 2010, 11:14pm) *

It never fails---whenever a blog or news site runs an item criticizing the WMF or Jimbo, the
"Wiki-faithful" come out in droves to blubber (in the comments section, if any) about the
wonderful, magical, pure-hearted Jimmy, and how all these critics simply must be ignored.



The use of claques is a way of life on WP. Successful editors also, such as for instance Bali ultimate, never go anyplace on WP without their claque.
Enric_Naval
QUOTE(thekohser @ Thu 16th December 2010, 7:16pm) *

QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 12:01pm) *

"tasteful ads of advertisers like Rolex and Audi" Seriously, wikiexperts? Seriously?

So, it would be ''preferable'' to have banner ads? Flash-ladden, flashy, cumbersome ads. Which would slow significantly the load of pages because you have to load dozens of kilobytes from third party sites? Which would be displayed all year long instead of just a few months a year? Which couldn't be collapsed by unlogged visitors because advertisers won't allow it? Ads that can carry malware from ad networks? Which carry cookies and flash files that can keep track of which articles you visit and edit? Which can and will share that information with the big ad networks that carry ads in most major sites that you also visit?

I think wikiexperts are understimating the average intelligence of wikipedia editors by a couple of orders of magnitude. This is comparable to selling fur coats to naturists of ecologist inclination. Or giving away smallpox-infected blankets to American indians.


Untwist your panties, then consider that the amount of revenue which could be obtained from "exclusive" ads on Wikipedia would probably mean that the WMF could collect $20 million from twenty sponsors ($1 million each), running the ads in random cycle for twenty days, then take them all down until the next year.

The Super Bowl might get 100 million viewers in one evening. The English Wikipedia gets about 60 million American viewers in 20 days. Super Bowl ad lasts 30 seconds and costs about $2.8 million to buy the time, plus who knows how much in production costs. Wikipedia ad (as I've described above) would cost only $1 million, and probably get (since there are 4 page views per user, on average) 12 million unique person-impressions.

You Wikipediots never really think things through.


Implying that website ads get paid at exactly the same price as TV ads. biggrin.gif What would this be, CPV? Cost Per View? How much would advertisers pay per unique visitor? Nah, it's CPM, Cost Per Mille, Cost per every thousand views. Let me see, paying $1 million dollars for 60 million page views gives a CPM of, hum, 1/60 = 0,01666..., let's say 0,02$ CPM. How much is paid usually in the internet these days?

Implying that the presence of ads wouldn't affect the usage of wikipedia in any way.
Implying that the public image of wikipedia wouldn't be eroded to almost nothing.
Implying that page views would remain at exactly the same level in spite of key elements of the site being destroyed (low load time and lack of ads).
Implying that people want to be spied by ads while searching or editing sensitive information.
Implying that numbers of viewers wouldn't tank, forcing to display ads more often and for more days.
Implying that the lack of ads is not a key element for the identitification of editors with the community.
Implying that it doesn't totally go against the idea of "free software" that guides the website from the very start.
Implying that the community and the quality of articles wouldn't be seriously damaged by the retirement and refusals to edit of the anti-ad editors.
Implying that editors wouldn't migrate in mass to other projects or simply stop editing.
Implying that Wikipedia wouldn't become Wikia.
Implying that donations wouldn't run dry because "they already get money from ads".
Implying that advertisers wouldn't have a say in the editorial policy of wikipedia, once most funding depends of them.

So many things wrong with placing ads in wikipedia..... Getting a complex system, changing a vital variable in a way that will undoubtely conflict or cancel with other vital variables, and expecting that everything remains the same? Who is not thinking things through? Me? Think again.
GlassBeadGame
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Fri 17th December 2010, 1:55am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Thu 16th December 2010, 7:16pm) *

QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 12:01pm) *

"tasteful ads of advertisers like Rolex and Audi" Seriously, wikiexperts? Seriously?

So, it would be ''preferable'' to have banner ads? Flash-ladden, flashy, cumbersome ads. Which would slow significantly the load of pages because you have to load dozens of kilobytes from third party sites? Which would be displayed all year long instead of just a few months a year? Which couldn't be collapsed by unlogged visitors because advertisers won't allow it? Ads that can carry malware from ad networks? Which carry cookies and flash files that can keep track of which articles you visit and edit? Which can and will share that information with the big ad networks that carry ads in most major sites that you also visit?

I think wikiexperts are understimating the average intelligence of wikipedia editors by a couple of orders of magnitude. This is comparable to selling fur coats to naturists of ecologist inclination. Or giving away smallpox-infected blankets to American indians.


Untwist your panties, then consider that the amount of revenue which could be obtained from "exclusive" ads on Wikipedia would probably mean that the WMF could collect $20 million from twenty sponsors ($1 million each), running the ads in random cycle for twenty days, then take them all down until the next year.

The Super Bowl might get 100 million viewers in one evening. The English Wikipedia gets about 60 million American viewers in 20 days. Super Bowl ad lasts 30 seconds and costs about $2.8 million to buy the time, plus who knows how much in production costs. Wikipedia ad (as I've described above) would cost only $1 million, and probably get (since there are 4 page views per user, on average) 12 million unique person-impressions.

You Wikipediots never really think things through.


Implying that website ads get paid at exactly the same price as TV ads. biggrin.gif What would this be, CPV? Cost Per View? How much would advertisers pay per unique visitor? How much is paid usually in the internet these days?

Implying that the presence of ads wouldn't affect the usage of wikipedia in any way.
Implying that the public image of wikipedia wouldn't be eroded to almost nothing.
Implying that page views would remain at exactly the same level in spite of key elements of the site being destroyed (low load time and lack of ads).
Implying that people want to be spied by ads while searching or editing sensitive information.
Implying that numbers of viewers wouldn't tank, forcing to display ads more often and for more days.
Implying that the lack of ads is not a key element for the identitification of editors with the community.
Implying that it doesn't totally go against the idea of "free software" that guides the website from the very start.
Implying that the community and the quality of articles wouldn't be seriously damaged by the retirement and refusals to edit of the anti-ad editors.
Implying that editors wouldn't migrate in mass to other projects or simply stop editing.
Implying that Wikipedia wouldn't become Wikia.
Implying that donations wouldn't run dry because "they already get money from ads".
Implying that advertisers wouldn't have a say in the editorial policy of wikipedia, once most funding depends of them.

So many things wrong with placing ads in wikipedia..... Getting a complex system, changing a vital variable in a way that will undoubtely conflict or cancel with other vital variables, and expecting that everything remains the same? Who is not thinking things through? Me? Think again.



What you fail to think through while viewing Wikipedia from rose colored glasses and side blinders combined into one optical instrument is that funding by small individual donations far from being the best of all possible worlds is method of financing the project that best promotes the continued social irresponsibility and insular narcissism of the project. While funding from the established "giving community" of foundations would be the preferred means of bring Wikipedia into the fold of normal grownup and responsible non-profits, paid advertising remains infinitely preferable to small donations. At least advertisers would be able able to wield some influence with the threat to withdraw ads in mass when WP chooses to pursue grossly anti-social policies that promote child pornography, malign innocent BLP victims or loot museums of national treasures. Small individual donations from a community of insular nerdy geek kool-aide drinkers assures no external pressure whatsoever.
thekohser
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Fri 17th December 2010, 1:55am) *

Implying that website ads get paid at exactly the same price as TV ads. biggrin.gif What would this be, CPV? Cost Per View? How much would advertisers pay per unique visitor? Nah, it's CPM, Cost Per Mille, Cost per every thousand views. Let me see, paying $1 million dollars for 60 million page views gives a CPM of, hum, 1/60 = 0,01666..., let's say 0,02$ CPM. How much is paid usually in the internet these days?


Not surprisingly, you didn't understand me. I suggested $1 million dollars for 12 million page views.

CNET recently reported to Wall Street that it's getting $8 in advertising proceeds per 1,000 page views. Examiner.com pays its writers about $6.80 per 1,000 page views, which means they are almost certainly taking in at least 30% more than that, gross.

Enric, your numbers are way off (by at least two orders of magnitude), which is no shock, since it's doubtful you have any business experience at all.
anthony
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 5:01pm) *

So, it would be ''preferable'' to have banner ads?


Preferable to what, the current banner ads?

QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Thu 16th December 2010, 5:01pm) *

Flash-ladden, flashy, cumbersome ads. Which would slow significantly the load of pages because you have to load dozens of kilobytes from third party sites? Which would be displayed all year long instead of just a few months a year? Which couldn't be collapsed by unlogged visitors because advertisers won't allow it? Ads that can carry malware from ad networks? Which carry cookies and flash files that can keep track of which articles you visit and edit? Which can and will share that information with the big ad networks that carry ads in most major sites that you also visit?


None of that, of course.

It would be preferable, if they're going to have BFAs at the top of the screen anyway, to put something I might be interested in in them, instead of repetitive urgent appeals for donaions.
thekohser
QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 8:45am) *

It would be preferable, if they're going to have BFAs at the top of the screen anyway, to put something I might be interested in in them, instead of repetitive urgent appeals for donaions.

I would love to see what corporate sponsors would approve, say, their ad appearing on the "Hogtie bondage" article!
Michaeldsuarez
From http://www.wikiexperts.us/faqs.html

QUOTE
The $295 introduction package covers up to five hours of work. This is enough to complete most articles. If extra work is required, we apply our standard billing rate of $95/hour, with the detailed verifiable time reporting via our Transparent Billing application.

QUOTE
The $99 fee covers up to two hours of work per month. This is enough for most articles. If extra work is required, we apply our standard billing rate of $95/hour, with the detailed verifiable time reporting via our Transparent Billing application.


$295 for something I do for free?!? Where do I sign up?
thekohser
QUOTE(Michaeldsuarez @ Fri 17th December 2010, 10:09am) *

$295 for something I do for free?!? Where do I sign up?


Yes, I also wonder how taxi services stay in business, just to shuttle you a few blocks in the city for $7 or $8 -- when you could just walk for free?!?

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?
Michaeldsuarez
QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 4:26pm) *

QUOTE(Michaeldsuarez @ Fri 17th December 2010, 10:09am) *

$295 for something I do for free?!? Where do I sign up?


Yes, I also wonder how taxi services stay in business, just to shuttle you a few blocks in the city for $7 or $8 -- when you could just walk for free?!?

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?


I was joking.
thekohser
QUOTE(Michaeldsuarez @ Fri 17th December 2010, 10:31am) *

I was joking.

Oh, sorry, then. Let me know if you need some extra work.

Greg
anthony
QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 3:26pm) *

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?


I can raise my own cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make hamburgers at home for free?
thekohser
QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 11:10am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 3:26pm) *

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?


I can raise my own cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make hamburgers at home for free?


Yep -- that's the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers! You only consider the output, without addressing any of the collateral costs! Did you lose your Free Culture handbook or something, Anthony?
anthony
QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 4:16pm) *

QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 11:10am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 3:26pm) *

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?


I can raise my own cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make hamburgers at home for free?


Yep -- that's the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers!


I thought the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers was to convince other people to raise cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make free hamburgers for everyone, all the while disclaiming any liability for the toxic runoff caused by my WikiFarm and/or any food poisoning experienced by those who eat the burgers. After all, I'm not making hamburgers, I'm just a farming service provider.
Cedric
QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 10:55am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 4:16pm) *

QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 11:10am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 3:26pm) *

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?


I can raise my own cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make hamburgers at home for free?


Yep -- that's the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers!


I thought the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers was to convince other people to raise cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make free hamburgers for everyone, all the while disclaiming any liability for the toxic runoff caused by my WikiFarm and/or any food poisoning experienced by those who eat the burgers. After all, I'm not making hamburgers, I'm just a farming service provider.


+1
thekohser
The comments are really getting fun now!

QUOTE
thekohser
You're probably right. What respectful advertiser would want to have their commerce promoted on pages like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogtie_bondage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smotherbox
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari

Great work, JOpedia. You've won me over to your side!


+++++++++++++

Ulf Larsen
What kind of way of arguing is this? The three mentioned articles are describing various forms of human behaviour, is your idea of an encyclopaedia that they should be censored? What else would you censor? Again - this article is about that some analysts "advise Wikipedia to stop asking for donations" - and several of us have shown why this is not a good idea.

If you have something to add to the topic then you are most welcome.

Ulf Larsen
Voluntary contributor - Wikipedia/Wikimedia
Oslo, Norway


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thekohser
Shhh... Quiet please, Mr. Larsen. I am busy working on a Wikipedia article about human behavior, entitled "Hershey squirt". Fortunately, thanks to our dedicated work in the anti-advertising campaign, there will be no Imodium, Tide detergent, or Hanes advertising accompanying my new article.

Obviously, your fine encyclopedia has offered background information (for 7 months now, and thousands of page views) about the variant, "Hershy Squirt Lamb". But nothing yet about Hershey squirts proper. Won't you join me in remedying that absence of knowledge?

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QUOTE
You only consider the output, without addressing any of the collateral costs!


The collateral damage is all at the end of the product. Once you create a burger (a page gets posted and there's no cost) it gets virtually replicated for any consumer that wants to get it (user accessing a page), but anyone can add crap to the burger at any moment after its creation (instant editing!) and whoever gets to eat those additional temporary ingredients is going to enjoy all of them! Surely the burger template will be corrected, but how many customers have got sick in the meantime, without even knowing it? laugh.gif
KD Tries Again
Hershey squirt. Learn something new every day.
thekohser
QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 11:55am) *

I thought the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers was to convince other people to raise cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make free hamburgers for everyone, all the while disclaiming any liability for the toxic runoff caused by my WikiFarm and/or any food poisoning experienced by those who eat the burgers. After all, I'm not making hamburgers, I'm just a farming service provider.

Obviously, I just brought a toothpick to a gun fight. Well done, Anthony. That's what I call taking it to the next level.
GlassBeadGame
Mod Note: Combined two active threads on same media topic.
EricBarbour
Hershey squirt

How about a double frogman instead? Or marsbar tennis? biggrin.gif
SB_Johnny
QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 11:55am) *

I thought the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers was to convince other people to raise cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make free hamburgers for everyone, all the while disclaiming any liability for the toxic runoff caused by my WikiFarm and/or any food poisoning experienced by those who eat the burgers. After all, I'm not making hamburgers, I'm just a farming service provider.

To really pull it off you have to be careful not to bother asking them if they actually own the cattle, be sure to make them do the slaughtering, and then finally hand over the management of the farm to them so you'll have time to strut around the world giving paid speeches about how wonderful WikiFarmed WikiBeef is! laugh.gif
thekohser
I guess Wikipedia really is dying.

You can point out to the Wikipediots that the phrase "Hershey Squirt Lamb" resides on their pages, but they don't even bother to remove it.
GlassBeadGame
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QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 10:55am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 4:16pm) *

QUOTE(anthony @ Fri 17th December 2010, 11:10am) *

QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 17th December 2010, 3:26pm) *

Same goes for eating out at a Chili's or Five Guys and spending $30 or more to feed a family, when you could raise your own cattle in your back yard, slaughter them, then make hamburgers at home -- for free?!?


I can raise my own cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make hamburgers at home for free?


Yep -- that's the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers!


I thought the WikiWay to free WikiBurgers was to convince other people to raise cattle in my back yard, slaughter them, and make free hamburgers for everyone, all the while disclaiming any liability for the toxic runoff caused by my WikiFarm and/or any food poisoning experienced by those who eat the burgers. After all, I'm not making hamburgers, I'm just a farming service provider.


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Yes, Anthony's spot on. The odd thing is that sounds like "socialism" gone awry. But this is an illusion that is easily pierced. It amounts is one of those occasional supercharged "opportunities" for really squeezing the peasants or proletariat like chattel slavery, serfdom, child labor or 21st Century Chinese "Communism." At the end of day under the PeculiarInstitution 2.0 the producers (content providers) are left empty handed while the capitalist and fat cats get an extra nice payday and walk away from any harm they do in the process.
thekohser
QUOTE(thekohser @ Sat 18th December 2010, 1:41pm) *

I guess Wikipedia really is dying.

You can point out to the Wikipediots that the phrase "Hershey Squirt Lamb" resides on their pages, but they don't even bother to remove it.


It's a "possible joke".
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