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guy
QUOTE(jorge @ Sat 29th December 2007, 3:39pm) *

Do we know that for a fact? When was the slimvirgin domain first registered?

Wasn't she using it for her e-mail address on the Cambridge alumnus list?
Saltimbanco
Has she ever edited the Queen Elizabeth I article?
jorge
QUOTE(guy @ Sat 29th December 2007, 6:37pm) *

QUOTE(jorge @ Sat 29th December 2007, 3:39pm) *

Do we know that for a fact? When was the slimvirgin domain first registered?

Wasn't she using it for her e-mail address on the Cambridge alumnus list?

AFAIK we don't know when that was added.
wikiwhistle
QUOTE(Saltimbanco @ Sat 29th December 2007, 6:40pm) *

Has she ever edited the Queen Elizabeth I article?


Are you suggesting slim has bad teeth, lice, and syphilis? biggrin.gif (just joking) smile.gif
Saltimbanco
wink.gif

I'm suggesting that she may have incorporated the aura of virginity into her Wikipedia persona.
jorge
Maybe it was her CIA codename?
KStreetSlave
Adding to the non-sequitur here, I really want to fucking stab that stupid blue woman with huge tits posing provocatively image on her page.
LamontStormstar
QUOTE(KStreetSlave @ Sat 29th December 2007, 5:53pm) *

Adding to the non-sequitur here, I really want to fucking stab that stupid blue woman with huge tits posing provocatively image on her page.



Take her image, use an image editing program, and draw it happening.

QUOTE(Alison @ Sat 29th December 2007, 12:23am) *

QUOTE(LamontStormstar @ Fri 28th December 2007, 5:54pm) *


But it's a woman so we know she's not a virgin.


'scuse me? mad.gif



SlimVirgin is supposed to be about 40 right.

If a guy 40 was a virgin, he'd be ashamed. There was even a movie that proved it. He'd also not brag about it in a username.

If a girl was 40 and a virgin, she'd probably been a burn victim as a child so she's horribly disfigured with no hair on her head or face and no arms or legs, and even then she'd have to be strongly religious to keep that really really really drunk guy away and thus she'd consider her virginity a virtue. But she'd still not brag about it in a username.
Yehudi
QUOTE(LamontStormstar @ Sun 30th December 2007, 10:25am) *

If a girl was 40 and a virgin, she'd probably been a burn victim as a child so she's horribly disfigured with no hair on her head or face and no arms or legs,

This is really outrageous.
Miltopia
Eh, I can see the point, but then again I have a pretty unflicnhy sense of humor.
Moulton
Let's get down to tacky brass semiotics here.

Virginity mean unadulterated, uninseminated.

Now in the Age of Information, there is the notion of a seminal idea, otherwise known as a meme. As you well know, the word meme is a neologism coined as an analog to gene.

Now SlimVirgin is hardly devoid of seminal notions, although we can muse and speculate on their semiotic origins.

There is the slimmest of chances that her most-favored notions are inbred from birth.
Alison
QUOTE(LamontStormstar @ Sun 30th December 2007, 2:25am) *


SlimVirgin is supposed to be about 40 right.

If a guy 40 was a virgin, he'd be ashamed. There was even a movie that proved it. He'd also not brag about it in a username.

If a girl was 40 and a virgin, she'd probably been a burn victim as a child so she's horribly disfigured with no hair on her head or face and no arms or legs, and even then she'd have to be strongly religious to keep that really really really drunk guy away and thus she'd consider her virginity a virtue. But she'd still not brag about it in a username.


mad.gif What you wrote here is just so twisted and wrong in so many ways that it's really hard to know where to start. Jesus H. Christ.
Moulton
Jesus H. Christ never made it to 40. He was supposedly around 33 years old, and presumably a virgin to his dying day. Yet no one ridicules him for celibacy.
Alison
QUOTE(Moulton @ Sun 30th December 2007, 6:26am) *

Jesus H. Christ never made it to 40. He was supposedly around 33 years old, and presumably a virgin to his dying day. Yet no one ridicules him for celibacy.


Keyword: "presumably"
Moulton
I don't have any reliable sources to assert the contrary hypothesis.
LamontStormstar
QUOTE(Alison @ Sun 30th December 2007, 7:19am) *

QUOTE(LamontStormstar @ Sun 30th December 2007, 2:25am) *


SlimVirgin is supposed to be about 40 right.

If a guy 40 was a virgin, he'd be ashamed. There was even a movie that proved it. He'd also not brag about it in a username.

If a girl was 40 and a virgin, she'd probably been a burn victim as a child so she's horribly disfigured with no hair on her head or face and no arms or legs, and even then she'd have to be strongly religious to keep that really really really drunk guy away and thus she'd consider her virginity a virtue. But she'd still not brag about it in a username.


mad.gif What you wrote here is just so twisted and wrong in so many ways that it's really hard to know where to start. Jesus H. Christ.



This is the first place where people questioned this stuff. Everywhere else people know it as fact

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/rnr/520650671.html
http://news-for-two.cloudworth.com/sex-surveys.php
http://fr.blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-QrrGajMi...E-?cq=1&tag=sex
http://www.digg.com/general_sciences/Women...n_do_yeah_right
http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/nov200...x_surveyed.html
http://www.scarleteen.com/cgi-bin/forum/ul...25;t=000194;p=0
http://www.swivel.com/data_sets/columns/1004818
http://www.japantoday.com/forum/printable.asp?m=966249


eternalsleeper

lol, that's funny. maybe she celebrates hanukah or eid.

just because she is christian, whatever though doesn't mean she has to celebrate christmas.

i could care a less for christmas, i don't even have any family where I live. I bough kraft dinner from 7/11 down the road from me on Chistmas, do you feel bad for me?
dancercotillion
QUOTE(Moulton @ Sun 30th December 2007, 9:26am) *

Jesus H. Christ never made it to 40. He was supposedly around 33 years old, and presumably a virgin to his dying day. Yet no one ridicules him for celibacy.


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