Wikipedia: Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Talking of sticking endings,

Wikipedia ... the perfect place to create a 'List of pornographic actors who appeared covered in molasses' list.

From another thread:

Thanks for that, Mr. Somey, I think that made sense. So yes, I do understand. But I agree with (and apologize to) John A & RDH [IAWAATJAARDH] - I feel bad that the thread got derailed, and am happy for the crap to be clipped, whether or not I can see it. I'd be even happier if no one had seen it, but that ship has sailed.

Of course, it would be unproductive of me to point out that a quick message informing me of the deletion would have prevented me ever asking, and thus the whole subsequent public analysis of my various shortcomings...

But nobody likes paralipsis.

ps as pennance for my sins against this thread:

"Wikipedia: one monkey short of Shakespeare."

Wikipedia: You shit in my pants

Wikipedia: Open-source honey from bees, flies, and wasps

Good. I would have said "Always a few monkeys short of Shakespeare" but yours better conveys the manic and unjustified optimism of the place.

A fine motto indeed! Welcome to the Review Mr. Bee!

Here's a couple oldies but goodies:

Wikipedia: The Infobahn's largest truckstop restroom wall!

Wikipedia: The Infoverse's largest black hole of nerd text!

Thanks. What's neat is that there's already a companion article for it on-wiki that nicely expands the metaphor. Particularly the section titled "Real monkeys".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem


What, no barnstar?

Words fail me.

I'm sorry but nothing will ever surpass

WIKIPEIDA: Stinking fly-infested lake of shit

How about a big Horsey kiss? Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Too bad that The Thriving Cult of Greed and Power (T-H-L-K-D) is already taken.

Oh, poopy. I was gonna start a new thread about that article........

Go ahead. I find it ironic that the Wikipedia cult and the Scientology cult are not friends. Then again, Wikipedia was founded by technological libertarians opposed dogmatically to any limitations on information... be it good, true, false, or bad information. Scientology tries to suppress bad information (true or false) about itself, ergo Wikipedians have openly declared war against it. Even more ironically is that Wikipedians do the same thing to its critics just like Scientology! I see that Cirt (T-C-L-K-R-D) had a hand in the article. Yes, a separate thread on this could work.

Wikipedia: lipstick on a pig

Wikipedia: organic battery

That's because they wear tight and faded mensa genes.

Wikipedia: anyone can edit, but as a rule only the people who aren't allowed to edit are worth talking to.

Wikipedia: futility is resistant.

Wikipedia: The Art of Online Friendship (and how Mutual Flattery can get you What You Want)

Wikipedia: Walter Mitty City

Wikipedia: Shark infested sands

Wikipedia: Global Warning

This one has a wealth of variations —



or howsabout —

I'm partial to this one.

Me too. Right now the thing is failing and making a noise like "pocketa-pocketa-FEEP."

Any genius MacGyvers around to fix this with a ballpoint pen?

Only if he knows how to make a bazooka out of a ballpoint pen …

Which I'm guessin he does …

Jon

Wikipedia Tavern, where the elite MEATs meet. Durova the manager speakin'; Jimbo ain't here. Oh, hello, Jimbo...

Here!
Take your pick

Wikipedia: Where Pi=22/7!

Jimbo finding a flaw in WP:CONSENSUS reminds me of blubberfaced Greenspan admitting that he'd found a wee error in his view that the market always regulated itself.

You know, if WP:CONSENSUS always worked, it would have no trouble coming to a WP:CONSENSUS as to what the goals should be. Would it not?

Guess Jimbo sets the goals, now. Other than that, it's YOUR encyclopedia, folks!

Wikipedia: Plumbed with polished brass

Wikipedia: Skippy the Birch Kangaroo

Wikipedia: Free webslight (spelling negotiable)

Wikipedia: Darren is gay

Wikipedia: Cream at the bottom

I wonder if he knows Brendon.


Wikipedia: Crap without end...amen.

Wikipedia: They are not pornographic pictures ... they are educational.

Wikipedia: A great place to post your fuck photographs (even if your dick cant get hard).

Wikipedia: Where the polydactyls type.

Wikipedia: Vajazzled Vulvas in Volvos.

I think Max Cannon of Red Meat psychically sent me that one.

Wikipedia: Watershyte Down

And courtesy of Uncle Milton:

Wikipedia: LOLkitty sez dys nots teh bezteztz gamez.

Wikipedia: three can make a consensus, if two are banned.

... with all due respect to Benjamin Franklin and Yves LaVigne.

Stay with Jon on this one ...

Wikipedia: the only voluntary work you can do if you are drunk, stoned or undressed.

Wikipedia: Where 20 is the new 40!

Boy, are you forgetting the ladies' auxilliary!

"You don't have to have a soul to edit Wikipedia."
Credit to The Joy

Wikipedia: Assume the position

Wikipedia: New American Business Model

Wikipedia: Flies around shit

Wikipedia: It's mine now, fuck off.

Wikipedia: All red tape, no regulation: Little Hitlers always welcome.

Wikipedia: Like every shit-sucking little worm you've ever met locking you in the stationary cabinet and discussing where they see your future.

Wikipedia: Class War

Wikipedia: Them!

On Wikipedia every basement is Monticello.