Full Version: A New Motto For Wikiland
Wikipedia: Where to begin?
QUOTE(powercorrupts @ Tue 17th August 2010, 8:09am) 
Wikipedia: Where to begin?
WIKIPEDIA :
Just say no!
Just say no!
WIKIPEDIA :
Those Who Can’t Do, Teach*
Those Who Can’t Teach, Edit the Wikipedia
Those Who Can't Edit the Wikipedia, Become Admins.
* with apologies to the sincere teachers' of all nations (I always thought that saying was rather unkind).
Those Who Can’t Do, Teach*
Those Who Can’t Teach, Edit the Wikipedia
Those Who Can't Edit the Wikipedia, Become Admins.
* with apologies to the sincere teachers' of all nations (I always thought that saying was rather unkind).
QUOTE(Cock-up-over-conspiracy @ Sat 7th August 2010, 8:19am)
W I K I P E D I A :
We do not consult people that know too
much or do not agree with us already ...
but please keep uploading the PORN!
We do not consult people that know too
much or do not agree with us already ...
but please keep uploading the PORN!
Wikipedia: Build it and they will cum.
QUOTE(Milton Roe @ Tue 17th August 2010, 1:11am)
QUOTE(Somey @ Tue 10th August 2010, 1:34am)
QUOTE(ulsterman @ Tue 10th August 2010, 3:12am)
So it is not a recent phenomenon due to any sudden realisation by the Greeks that they are European and can hence be more like the French.
Ehh, quit spoiling a perfectly good ongoing thread, okay? I'm sure Mr. Awbrey simply used the word "drachma" because it's recognizable to most people as a form of currency (even if its use has now been discontinued). In other words, Wikipedia uses drama as a means of increasing participation, which in turn is referred to in fundraising letters as evidence of their "success" and "global reach," thereby bringing in currency.
Sheesh!
Er, the Greeks in Alexandria actually built some of the first vending machines at temples and such, ca. 150 BC. You put in a big copper 5 drachma coin and the thing spit out ceremonial water. Thus, a drachma machine.
Evianâ„¢, no doubt.
Jon
P.S. And tanks a million for not writing “BCEâ€
QUOTE(Jon Awbrey @ Wed 18th August 2010, 7:50am)
P.S. And tanks a million for not writing “BCEâ€
BCE?
Before the Crazy Epoch?
QUOTE(Moulton @ Wed 18th August 2010, 1:11pm)
QUOTE(Jon Awbrey @ Wed 18th August 2010, 7:50am)
P.S. And tanks a million for not writing “BCEâ€
BCE?
Before the Crazy Epoch?
Jon believes in upholding the Conservapedia Commandments.
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Commandments
See number 4.
â—„ WIKIPEDISM â–º
Constitutionally Incapable Of Being Honest
â—„ WIKIPEDIA â–º
World's Fastest Growing Unaccountability Platform
“Unaccountability Is Our Most Important Productâ€
Wikimedia: The Jim of all trades.
Wikimedia: The Information Corporation. Investing together in our future!
Wikimedia: The world leaders in information procurement, handling and distribution. Trusted self-regulation with quality-assured sampling and repackaging algorithms.
Wikimedia: Traffic controllers of the Information Superhighway - we know when to push and when to pull.
Wikipedia: Rates a bit and bites a rate.
Wikimedia: The Information Corporation. Investing together in our future!
Wikimedia: The world leaders in information procurement, handling and distribution. Trusted self-regulation with quality-assured sampling and repackaging algorithms.
Wikimedia: Traffic controllers of the Information Superhighway - we know when to push and when to pull.
Wikipedia: Rates a bit and bites a rate.
Wikipedia: Cyberspace brownfield management - constructing a financial fortress on the spilt oils of cultural wars.
Wikipedia: Would you buy a used card from this ad-man?
Wikipedia: The sum of user input - it's all in the mad mins.
Wikipedia: It's not what you know - it's you, you know.
Wikipedia: Join us, pilgrims. When the books are burnt for fuel, together we will rule.
:
Wikipedia: Our legacy will be eternal!
Wikipedia: WWIII: Asymmetrical Warfare volume 4: The Wikipedia Wheel Wars.
Wikipedia: Would you buy a used card from this ad-man?
Wikipedia: The sum of user input - it's all in the mad mins.
Wikipedia: It's not what you know - it's you, you know.
Wikipedia: Join us, pilgrims. When the books are burnt for fuel, together we will rule.
:
Wikipedia: Our legacy will be eternal!
Wikipedia: WWIII: Asymmetrical Warfare volume 4: The Wikipedia Wheel Wars.
Wikipedia: Ker-ching!!
Wikipedia: The exploration of everyching.
Wikipedia: The exploitation of everything.
Wikipedia: The exploration of everyching.
Wikipedia: The exploitation of everything.
QUOTE(powercorrupts @ Sat 28th August 2010, 9:58am)
Wikipedia: The exploration of everyching.
Wikipedia: The exploitation of everything.
Wikipedia: The exploits of Everyking.
Wikipedia: Waged opportunities increasing daily. Do you have what it takes to fill one of these exciting posts? Prove your worth as a Wikipedia editor, and don't forget to let us know you are there :-)
Wikipedia: The world's most popular charity (reg no. 2357943579x3487).
Wikipedia: Leading by example (well, what would you do to keep a tidy job?)
Wikipedia: The Principality of Wales (principles being so much more useful than all that ethical stuff)
Wikipedia: The world's most popular charity (reg no. 2357943579x3487).
Wikipedia: Leading by example (well, what would you do to keep a tidy job?)
Wikipedia: The Principality of Wales (principles being so much more useful than all that ethical stuff)
Wikipedia:Deal with it (asshole)!
Wikimupdia: Noooooo
WIKIPEDIA :
You can pretend to be whoever or whatever you want,
we will still elect you and give you access to all users'
private information.
* On the election of a High School kid who pretended to be a cop up as a checkuser.
You can pretend to be whoever or whatever you want,
we will still elect you and give you access to all users'
private information.
* On the election of a High School kid who pretended to be a cop up as a checkuser.
QUOTE(Doc glasgow @ Tue 31st August 2010, 2:31pm)
Wikipedia:Deal with it (asshole)!
You know, in terms of an actual 'motto', that could well be the best one yet. Needs a bit of honing perhaps. How about...
Wikipedia: We are the future and you are our runts. Deal with it (you cunts)?
Like the colour btw - very appropriate.
QUOTE(Cock-up-over-conspiracy @ Wed 1st September 2010, 11:38am)
* On the election of a High School kid who pretended to be a cop up as a checkuser.
... and turned out to be a police cadet who is becoming a cop with access to vast amounts of private Wikipedia IP address information. Of course, this is the one we know about ... who are the ones we don't?
WIKIPEDIA :
We teach your kids how to
cook scavenged placentas!
We teach your kids how to
cook scavenged placentas!
Wikipedia: The 100% free online application that you cannot live without.
Wikipedia: You need us, you neeed us, you need us, you neeed us, you neeeed us.
Wikipedia: You need us, you neeed us, you need us, you neeed us, you neeeed us.
WIKIPEDIA :
DO YOU WANT $11,000,000 IN
THE BANK NOW? ASK US HOW!
DO YOU WANT $11,000,000 IN
THE BANK NOW? ASK US HOW!
WIKIPEDIA :
Four legs good,
two legs better!
Four legs good,
two legs better!
Wikipedia:The Sump of All Human Knowledge
S U E & J I M M Y'S W I K I P E D I A :
A GREAT PLACE FOR YOUR CHILDREN TO INTERACT
UNSUPERVISED WITH VIOLENT RAPE FANTASISTS!
From: this topic here
W I K I P E D I A :
SECOND LIFE FOR PEOPLE
WHO NEED TO GET A LIFE!
From: this topic here
Wikipedia: The encyclopedia of Good Faith.
Wikipedia: Catagorizing a divided world - are you a member of The Faith?
Wikipedia: Glory to The Faith!
Wikipedia: Catagorizing a divided world - are you a member of The Faith?
Wikipedia: Glory to The Faith!
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WAMW I K I P E D I A :
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE EVEN BEING A
SATANIST DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!
From: this topic here.
SOUNDS SORDID?
WHAT ... THE WIKIPEDIA?
From: this topic here
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE EVEN BEING A
SATANIST DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!
From: this topic here.
SOUNDS SORDID?
WHAT ... THE WIKIPEDIA?
From: this topic here
QUOTE
â—„Â WIKIPEDIAÂ â–º
In The Future
Every Day Will Be
June 31
W I K I P E D I A :
BUILT BY MASOCHISTS
MANAGED BY SADISTS!
(BROTHEL MAIDS REQUIRED)
W I K I P E D I A :
THREE EDITORS CAN OWN A TOPIC
WHEN TWO ARE SOCKPUPPETS!
W I K I P E D I A :
We really don't care
what the real-world
consequences
of distributing
information might be.
Someone else may
have a problem with
providing harmful information
-- but we don't. Full stop.
W I K I P E D I A :
Join the handful of People
who have already discovered
whodunnit in The Mousetrap
and will spoil the surprise
for everyone else ...
From: Wikipedia ruins The Mousetrap.
QUOTE(TungstenCarbide @ Mon 20th September 2010, 6:57pm)
Candidate for best one yet. What do you think, Cla68?
QUOTE(Milton Roe @ Mon 20th September 2010, 8:42pm)
QUOTE(TungstenCarbide @ Mon 20th September 2010, 6:57pm)
Candidate for best one yet. What do you think, Cla68?
Yep, we might have the winner here.
Question ...
Where History is Written by the Losers?
Or the more harsh ...
Where History is Written by Losers?
Or the more harsh ...
Where History is Written by Losers?
QUOTE
There is a saying, the victors often write history.
With the wiki model, whoever has the most time to spend editing the work of others writes history.
So basically, it's the losers that write history these days.
With the wiki model, whoever has the most time to spend editing the work of others writes history.
So basically, it's the losers that write history these days.
W I K I P E D I A :
A momentary sense of superiority.
The self-aggrandizing vandalism of
another person’s potential pleasure.
It’s like spray-painting your name
across the face of the Mona Lisa
& thinking you’re one up on Da Vinci
From Rupert Holmes, as per the New York Times, here.
A momentary sense of superiority.
The self-aggrandizing vandalism of
another person’s potential pleasure.
It’s like spray-painting your name
across the face of the Mona Lisa
& thinking you’re one up on Da Vinci
From Rupert Holmes, as per the New York Times, here.
W I K I P E D I A :
Genitalizing Educational Material
Intended for Younger Audiences.
From, here: Wikijunior took the money, but no books printed.
Genitalizing Educational Material
Intended for Younger Audiences.
From, here: Wikijunior took the money, but no books printed.
W I K I P E D I A :
You Don't Need to Be an Expert to Know Who the Experts Are
And you can take our word on it, even though we're not experts on that either.
You Don't Need to Be an Expert to Know Who the Experts Are
And you can take our word on it, even though we're not experts on that either.
W I K I P E D I A :
Imagine a world in which the sum of all the human knowledge that interests our editors was reduced to a single unreliable source, and every single person on the planet who crawls the web already was given access to it, at no extra charge. That's what we're doing.
Imagine a world in which the sum of all the human knowledge that interests our editors was reduced to a single unreliable source, and every single person on the planet who crawls the web already was given access to it, at no extra charge. That's what we're doing.
W I K I P E D I A :
ONE THOUSAND FREE PENIS PICTURES
NO BLACKS, NO HISPANICS, NO ASIANS
ONE THOUSAND FREE PENIS PICTURES
NO BLACKS, NO HISPANICS, NO ASIANS
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â—„Â WIKIPEDIAÂ â–º
Massive Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
Thanks and a Tip o' th' Hat to Joseph Reagle
Jon
QUOTE
â—„Â WIKIPEDIAÂ â–º
Deceptively Advertised Massively Noxious Mis-Educational Social Software System
DAMNMESSS
W I K I P E D I A :
WP:NOT CENSORED ... UNLESS YOU ARE RICH, POWERFUL
AND LITIGIOUS IN WHICH CASE WE WILL AGREE AND SAY
IT IS ALL "WRETCHED AND UNACCEPTABLE".
WP:NOT CENSORED ... UNLESS YOU ARE RICH, POWERFUL
AND LITIGIOUS IN WHICH CASE WE WILL AGREE AND SAY
IT IS ALL "WRETCHED AND UNACCEPTABLE".
From The Bruce McMahan Dance goes on and on and Whitewashing incest
Or for fans of the Simple Wikipedia
W I K I P E D I A :
IT IS ALL "WRETCHED AND UNACCEPTABLE".
IT IS ALL "WRETCHED AND UNACCEPTABLE".
QUOTE(Cock-up-over-conspiracy @ Sun 10th October 2010, 12:33am)
W I K I P E D I A
“ WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE â€
“ WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE â€
Not that I want to e-courage Absent Fiends, but I can't help hearing “WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE†zinging to the tune of “SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLEâ€.
Jon
QUOTE(Jon Awbrey @ Sat 16th October 2010, 11:10am)
QUOTE(Cock-up-over-conspiracy @ Sun 10th October 2010, 12:33am)
W I K I P E D I A
“ WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE â€
“ WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE â€
Not that I want to e-courage Absent Fiends, but I can't help hearing “WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE†zinging to the tune of “SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLEâ€.
Jon
She's so fine... that's where Jimbo's money went!
QUOTE(thekohser @ Sat 16th October 2010, 12:19pm)
QUOTE(Jon Awbrey @ Sat 16th October 2010, 11:10am)
QUOTE(Cock-up-over-conspiracy @ Sun 10th October 2010, 12:33am)
W I K I P E D I A
“ WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE â€
“ WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE â€
Not that I want to e-courage Absent Fiends, but I can't help hearing “WRETCHED UN-ACCEPTABLE†zinging to the tune of “SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLEâ€.
Jon
She's so fine … that's where Jimbo's money went!
W I K I P E D I A :
GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNINGS
Editing Wikipedia is highly addictive, don't start
quitting will improve your health
Editing Wikipedia for prolong periods
will reduce blood flow & causes impotence
Editing Wikipedia deprives your children
Wikipedia is harmful to your health
avoid excessive editing
GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNINGS
Editing Wikipedia is highly addictive, don't start
quitting will improve your health
Editing Wikipedia for prolong periods
will reduce blood flow & causes impotence
Editing Wikipedia deprives your children
Wikipedia is harmful to your health
avoid excessive editing
And, sticking on topic to Robert Palmer, this 'moar song parody', sure did not need a lot of work. (... It's funny but when I first saw this video as a kid, I never realised that the women were not actually playing any of their instruments. I wonder how that happened.).
- Addicted To Jimbo's Organ
The lights are on, but you’re not home
your mind is, not your own
your hands sweats, your body shakes
another edit is what it takes
You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
there’s no doubt, you’re in deep
your mother's basement, has become your world
around Jimbo's finger, you are curled
whoa, you like to think that you know the stuff you write, oh yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you haven't a clue,
you know you only copy and paste it, you’re addicted to Wikipedia
you see the refs, but you can’t read
your mind is running at a different speed
you need a trick to win, a policy to find
another edit and the topic’ll be mine, a POV mind
you can’t be saved
admin status, is all you crave
it'll take 20,000 edits, for you its true
you don’t mind, if you do
whoa, you like to think that you know the stuff you write, oh yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you haven't a clue,
you know you only copy and paste it, you’re addicted to Wikipedia
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to editing
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to editing
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to editing
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to editing
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to editing
you edit on, but you’re still not done
someone else, reverts them all
your anger rises, sockpuppet you call
another user blocked, it all part of the fun
whoa, you like to think that you know the stuff you write, oh yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you haven't a clue,
you know you only copy and paste it, you’re addicted to Wikipedia
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to editing
Wikipedia: Addicted to glove
QUOTE
WiiKiiLiiKii
Drip, Drip, Drip
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